William Levy Robbed Of ALMA Award... Goes To Christina Aguilera

William Levy was robbed of his deserved ALMA Award at Friday night's ceremony, as Christina Aguilera (Moooo!) somehow managed to capture the trophy for "Favorite TV, Reality, Variety or Comedy Personality or Act."

Despite Levy's star-making turn on ABC's Dancing With the Stars this past season, it appears that the fact that Aguilera was present at the ceremony for her "Voice of a Generation" tribute on the show made her a shoe-in for to win for her role as a judge on The Voice. The other nominees were Gabriel Iglesias, George Lopez and Jennifer Lopez.

Handsome actor Diego Boneta gave the show some desperately needed beefcake, winning as Favorite Movie Actor for his role in the flick Rock of Ages.

Altogether now in ONE BIG VOICE: Booooo! Perhaps the image below will make us all feel better.*

William Levy Nominated For Teen Choice Awards

Uh, this is a little odd, but so be it. Dancing With the Stars got three nods for the 2012 Teen Choice Awards,, including one for William Levy! The show itself was ignored in the Choice TV: Reality Competition Show category, but judge Carrie Ann Inaba was nominated for the Choice TV: Female Personality category (alongside Christina Aguilera of The Voice, Tyra Banks of America’s Next Top Model, Jennifer Lopez of American Idol and Jessica Simpson of Fashion Star.

Will is featured in the Choice TV: Male Reality Star category (with Paul “DJ Pauly D” DelVecchio and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino of Jersey Shore, Rob Dyrdek of Fantasy Factory and Ridiculousness and Scotty McCreery of American Idol.

Good thing he's not competing against Justin Bieber. I believe I'll wait to see the pics after the telecast on July 22 on Fox... that is, if Levy even bothers to show up to this nonsense. *

'DWTS' Jumps The Shark With Unbearable Classical Week

I just couldn't... For the life of me, despite the trusty Fast Forward button, this week's Dancing With The Stars, featuring the most god-awful pop-classical theme, was more than I could bear...

Watching William Levy and Cheryl Burke dance with dignity as some kid wailed and warbled behind them was not only degrading, but about made my ears cascade with torrents of blood...

And then after they delivered what is arguably their best dance to date, the judges shafted the couple with scores that are making it transparent that they've got a personal vendetta against Will's ongoing success.

The thought of a replay on Tuesday—where the exiting couple was announced in the last two minutes of an hour of more of the same—was beyond my capacity. But boy, Good Christian Bitches sure was good!

Obviously, as we now know, William is safe, and this week, Jaleel was tossed out. And I am finding that I just don't care... On the bright side, a promo has launched for Levy's appearance on VH1's Single Ladies. Yes, it's time to move forward! *

'The Globe' Fishes For Scandalous William Levy News... Zzzzz...

Oh, good Lord! Globe is fishing deep for this bogus story... although then again... William Levy gay... hmmm... (Thanks to BoyCulture.)

William Levy Refuses Role Of A Lifetime In Soderbergh's 'Magic Mike'

In a move that would have propelled him from minor-league Spanish-language telenovela hottie to legitimate Hollywood actor, William Levy has inexpicably passed on the role of a lifetime: joining the all-star cast of Oscar-winning director Steven Soderbergh's Magic Mike.

We reported Friday that he was joining the film, which stars Channing Tatum as a lap-dancing Florida stripper, along with Alex Pettyfer, Matt McCounaughey and Matt Bomer.

According to People en Espanol, he is instead "looking for other projects in Hollywood." Levy's manager Gladys Gonzalez—who should be fired for not guiding her client to stardom—confirmed that he received an offer to appear in the sexy flick, but "will not be involved."

So Will would rather always be known as "the guy in the Jennifer Lopez video"? As we know, Levy stirred a maelstrom of publicity as the entertainer's delicious beach boy in "I'm Into You," soon after which it was announced that JLo and Marc Anthony were divorcing. The ensuing press is the best thing that ever happened to Levy's career.

I am disappointed, but more so, dumbfounded. William has never shied from parading around in his skivvies and certainly has the bod to make the moves. Boo, hiss.