'DWTS': Results Foster A Jaw-Dropping 'WTF'?

William Levy comes in THIRD on Dancing With The Stars?????
Katherine Jenkins is the runner-up.
And, uh, Donald Driver wins. What the fuck?

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Say It Isn't So! William Levy Shaves His Beautiful Head!

WTF?! Apparently reeling from all the rumors that he had anything to do with Jennifer Lopez's divorce from Marc Anthony, our beloved William Levy has shaved off his beautiful hair! Todo pelon! He appeared Thursday night in Miami as host of Los Premios Juventud, which honors Spanish-speaking celebs in film, TV, music and sports. Say it isn't so!